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The Finest Bathrooms In The World
Wednesday, October 4, 2006
I have been a lot of places in my life. Not as many places as, say, this guy but easily more places than this guy. OK, so I'm not Phileas Fogg but I have been to most of the 50 states and Canada. I even lived in Japan as a child.
When traveling it is important to know where one can find a suitable restroom. This is even more important when traveling with small children, especially girls. Have you ever tried to hold two little girls over a public toilet at the same time while they do their business so they wouldn't have to touch the seat?
Here's a friendly tip that has never failed for me. Find your nearest Mormon Visitors' Center. Mormons have the best bathrooms in the world. Their bathrooms, just like everything else in Mormonism, are exactly the same everywhere you go. You'd never know that each and every one is cleaned by volunteers. Their facilities are always air conditioned, smell like Citrus Scented Deseret Brand disinfectant and have spacious stalls with ample toilet paper. It really is quite pleasant.
The LDS Church builds, without a doubt, the finest bathrooms money can buy. You can, indeed, buy anything in this world with money. That reminds me, do you think Thomas Crapper has had his temple work done yet?
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Hello Everyone
Public restrooms-- oy vey!
This post is too funny! I share your knowledge of bathrooms worldwide-- I lived in Germany as a child and we did a lot of weekend road trips. I recall restrooms in France that were nothing more than a hole in the ground with ledges on the side to place your feet and squat. Come to think of it, that's probably better than the alternative. But I digress.... Have you ever noticed that all LDS church bathrooms have the EXACT same smelly soap? I guess this is proof that the church really is the same no matter where you go.