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Jacky Off?

Friday, November 10, 2006

At my office, in the break room, there is a calendar. The calendar is there for employees to coordinate vacation days. The reason for this is obvious. If, through some unfortunate coincidence, all the women in the the office were off at the same time there would be no one to sit around and talk about how stupid everyone else is. We can't have that.

Don't mind if I do!
Don't mind if I do!
During one of my several daily visits to the Fridge Full Of Free Diet Dr. Pepper yesterday I saw a new entry on the calendar. It seems we may have a new oriental prostitute, soliciting hand jobs, on staff. Maybe on Monday I'll wear my dress greens and I'm sure she ruv me rong time.

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LOL!!!

Submitted by Sideon on November 10, 2006 - 1:20pm.

Reminds me of the syntax that a friend of mine in HR uses to follow-up on items or an issue. She labels the corner of a document or inserts an "FU" line in an email.

At one point she started a memo to the director with the line, "FU Greg." He had a total fit until everyone in the office pointed out the history of her usage of that syntax...

Yeah. FU and Jacky Off.

:)

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FU: LOL!!!

Submitted by Pete on November 10, 2006 - 6:03pm.

FU too.

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You Got Us Both!

Submitted by Sara Sue on November 10, 2006 - 11:33pm.

Mike and I are sitting here cracking up at this post! Thank you!

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