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ATTN: Potential Breeders

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Scientifically proven.
Scientifically proven.
It is statistically proven by several reliable scientific studies that once you have children you spend roughly 67% of your time cleaning up vomit. Once you have more than one, that increases by 9% per child.

Truly, the only thing worse than cleaning up vomit is doing it in the middle of the night.

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No more posting about bad stuff

Submitted by Christy (not verified) on December 13, 2006 - 10:52pm.

I read this post, and thought to myself "Oh, I hate it when that happens, I can so relate. Luckily it hasn't happened for awhile." Then not even five minutes later, I hear one of my daughters in her bedroom, puking.

No more jinxes!

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Jinx

Submitted by Pete on December 14, 2006 - 10:15am.

As we know, the jinx is also a scientifically proven fact.

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In the throes of something

Submitted by Lemon Blosson (not verified) on December 14, 2006 - 1:34am.

Wow, that's a lot of vomit.

Fortunately no one in my family is much a of puker. My 4 1/2 y.o. has only done it once and that was 4 weeks ago. Our 18 m.o. has never done it, and neither my hubby or I have done it since we got married 7 years ago. Hopefully we can keep up this trend.

I have been enjoying your blog. Keep posting!

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Oh...

Submitted by Pete on December 14, 2006 - 10:14am.

I'm sure the averages will catch up with you. After all, it was clinically proven.

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Ach de Liebe

Submitted by danny on December 14, 2006 - 6:02am.

What's up chuck? All this talk is making me qu....I am already easy.

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Shadoobie!

Submitted by Sara Sue on December 14, 2006 - 1:02pm.

How come when you use the term "breeder", it goes virtually unnoticed. When I use it, everyone has a shitfit? Just askin...

Hope your yungun is feelin' better!

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so if i quit drinking i'd

Submitted by sarah (not verified) on December 14, 2006 - 4:16pm.

so if i quit drinking i'd live a puke-free existence?? tempting.

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Pfff

Submitted by Pete on December 14, 2006 - 4:38pm.

I would never encourage you to stop drinking. I'd much rather tempt you in other ways.

Have I ever told you the one about the angel with the flaming sword...

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I'm reminded....

Submitted by Pete on December 18, 2006 - 8:00pm.

I'm suddenly reminded that throwing up yourself is actually the worse thing in the world.

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