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ATTN: Potential Breeders

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Scientifically proven.
Scientifically proven.
It is statistically proven by several reliable scientific studies that once you have children you spend roughly 67% of your time cleaning up vomit. Once you have more than one, that increases by 9% per child.

Truly, the only thing worse than cleaning up vomit is doing it in the middle of the night.


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No more posting about bad stuff

I read this post, and thought to myself "Oh, I hate it when that happens, I can so relate. Luckily it hasn't happened for awhile." Then not even five minutes later, I hear one of my daughters in her bedroom, puking.

No more jinxes!

Jinx

In the throes of something

Wow, that's a lot of vomit.

Fortunately no one in my family is much a of puker. My 4 1/2 y.o. has only done it once and that was 4 weeks ago. Our 18 m.o. has never done it, and neither my hubby or I have done it since we got married 7 years ago. Hopefully we can keep up this trend.

I have been enjoying your blog. Keep posting!

Oh...

I'm sure the averages will catch up with you. After all, it was clinically proven.

Ach de Liebe

What's up chuck? All this talk is making me qu....I am already easy.

Shadoobie!

How come when you use the term "breeder", it goes virtually unnoticed. When I use it, everyone has a shitfit? Just askin...

Hope your yungun is feelin' better!

so if i quit drinking i'd

so if i quit drinking i'd live a puke-free existence?? tempting.

Pfff

I would never encourage you to stop drinking. I'd much rather tempt you in other ways.

Have I ever told you the one about the angel with the flaming sword...

I'm reminded....

I'm suddenly reminded that throwing up yourself is actually the worse thing in the world.

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