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Covert Open Bar

Monday, December 11, 2006

Happy Holidays
Happy Holidays
Tonight is the annual company Christmas party. There will be an open bar which, due to marital circumstances, I will not be taking advantage of. I'm hoping an anonymous co-worker may take pity on me and "accidentally" spike my Diet Coke... several times...

Here's to hoping.

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Oy.

Submitted by Clint (not verified) on December 11, 2006 - 8:59pm.

Open bar and can't imbibe? I think I'd rather stay home and sulk.

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I figured I needed to start

Submitted by Simeon's Peep Stone (not verified) on December 11, 2006 - 11:41pm.

I figured I needed to start showing some love since I've been lurking here for months.

I just went through the same shit last week with my company party. Drunken Karaoke, 50+ boozed up coworkers, and me and my sober wife. I could hardly contain myself.

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Welcome

Submitted by Pete on December 12, 2006 - 11:49am.

Thanks for the love, Simeon.

Thank Gwad there was no karaoke at this particular get-together. There was plenty of alcohol though. Everyone seemed to enjoy it in moderation and not a single fist fight broke out. It was almost as if it were a perfectly normal thing to do at a party.

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thanks for the idea... when

Submitted by sarah (not verified) on December 12, 2006 - 12:20pm.

thanks for the idea...

when people ask me why i'm not married i'm going to tell them i could never be a "sober wife".

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Awww

Submitted by Sister Mary Lisa (not verified) on December 12, 2006 - 3:09pm.

That is sad. I've had plenty of experience with watching others drink while I sip my coke and wish I were that uninhibited. I'm not sure if I'll ever be any other way, after all this time.

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Would You Gladly be a Drunken Wife?

Submitted by danny on December 13, 2006 - 1:37pm.

I need a woman AND a drinking buddy...

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Sarah?

Submitted by Pete on December 13, 2006 - 2:18pm.

Sarah? Maybe you could help a brutha out...

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