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Faster Than A Silver Bullet

Thursday, January 18, 2007

"So, do you think you could beat 45 seconds?"

"That's a secret between me and my vibrator. Now, go to sleep."

"Yeah, like I'm going to be able to sleep now."

"Goodnight, Pete."

"Pff. Goodnight."


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hilarious

You are too funny, Pete. Hope you don't lose any more sleep tonight.

New Vibe

That was NOT a vibrator!! I can direct you to a better catalog!! So whose personal best was the 45 seconds???

Onanism

Does Donna have her garments on when she uses that thing?

Pipe Dream Indeed

Still laughing here!

We just began experimenting

We just began experimenting with Mr. Buzz and it has been great except she can go for over a week on just one charge. Hmm... maybe I either need to forget to feed Mr. buzz or ask Rosie for a hand.

Nice Try

There's only one way to find out.


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  • I took this shot with the D40 a couple weeks ago in the waiting room at my doctor's office. Every time I see one of these toys at a health care provider, I'm struck by the irony of those wooden beads passing disease from one tiny little hand to another.

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