What would we have to laugh about at the gym, mall, walmart, etc.?

I think spandex is just scary, regardless of who is wearing it. My husband is 6'1" and wears the spandex pants for running. I think he looks stupid, even though he has a hot body. I guess the need to shave precious seconds off his running time out weighs the looking stupid factor. ;)

...those are plums in there? Are you sure, because I was under the impression yams are kept there? That's why "they" are referred to as "Yam Sacks".

It's nice to know that I fall into the "Spandex Safe Zone."

Now when I feel the need to bitchslap a Solid Gold Dancer and confiscate her wardrobe I will have justification.

Well, I'm in the green zone. It was a lot harder on us short chicks!

Then again, should there be another chart, that factors in AGE?
Somehow, I think my age,(regardless of my beauty), might eliminate spandex from my wardrobe - by default.

yay for me. but i think your chart is, er, rather generous.

it is possible that i am way too self conscious or judgmental. i won't deny it.