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How The Hell Do You Freaks Keep Finding Me?
Thursday, March 8, 2007
There are many paths to Fiddleyhood. Many of you have found my site by word of mouse, or through a few of the Ex-Mormon bulletin boards and mailing lists. Others of you have come to me through some very interesting search engine queries.
You wouldn't be surprised to know that I get quite a few hits from searches for lots of Mormon keywords. All manner of garment related searches like, "do Mormons wear underwear?", "temple garments under bra" and the like. What may surprise you are some of the really strange search terms more than a few of you have come up with.
Here are some of my favorites:
kosher vagina
boiling jeans
men wearing maxi pads
onion skin shorts
words that rhyme with vagina
sally field hot
melchizedek underwear lying
9% women kill the mood
vanilla alcohol word of wisdom
how to look gay
im never wrong and it is killing my marriage
mormon pussy
special speculum G spot
how to do the act of foreplay on my wife
can you become mormon if you arent a virgin (Editor's note: Dont do it!)
flaming phallus
You guys are beginning to really freak me out.
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Submitted by Dana (not verified) on March 8, 2007 - 5:06pm.
bishops
why is pickled ginger sweetened with aspartame?
big nomad camper for 6
victoria marty
third eye chullo hat pattern
ex. topic of response to eulogy
romantic nomad
knitted zodiac signs
See? Nothing even close to a flaming phallus or words that rhyme with vagina.. (relives locker room trauma of youth)
Oh Pete...
Submitted by Caryn the freak (not verified) on March 8, 2007 - 2:47pm.
Didn't you know? One freak always attracts another... :)
Kosher Vagina
Submitted by Caryn again (not verified) on March 8, 2007 - 2:49pm.
Dang, that one is good... it must be from the kosher diet Dr. Pepper we were chatting about the other day... You do like to say "vagina" a lot too.
LMAO
Funny search terms.
Submitted by TinaMarie (not verified) on March 8, 2007 - 2:53pm.
I have a recipe site, and it gets some very odd search requests. Most notably, I get a lot of requests for 'hot grannies'.
What's amusing about search terms is not that the site gets found - that just happens. But the search request won't make it into your logfile unless the person running the search actually clicks your page.
Who clicks something called 'Tina Marie's Recipes' looking for senior citizen p0rn?
Urim and Thumbinass
Submitted by Steve-O (not verified) on March 8, 2007 - 4:57pm.
Urim and Thumbinass
Whose Ass?
Submitted by Liz (not verified) on March 8, 2007 - 5:08pm.
Did you find him that way too? I mean the real Urim and Thummim.
men wearing maxi pads
Submitted by jess (not verified) on March 8, 2007 - 7:59pm.
uh, i must have missed a post as i don't remember reading that on your site.
i wish my blog was half as cool as yours. i am insanely jealous.
Jealous...
Submitted by Pete on March 9, 2007 - 10:47am.
You should be. My blog kicks ass. Everybody knows that.
Sometimes...
Submitted by Sara Sue on March 8, 2007 - 10:35pm.
Are there times when you wish you didn't have a site meter...then you wouldn't know how truly sick we are!
P.S. My search string = horny exmo, you were #1! :p
This is too fun! Bwahahahahaha
Submitted by Caryn (not verified) on March 8, 2007 - 10:56pm.
I just found you when I searched:
beer is killing my marriage
temple garments are killing my sex drive
sexy mormon underwear
fuck mormon garments
mormon garments turn me off
See how easy you are Pete? And you wonder how we tracked you down...
Oh my goodness, this is so
Submitted by Sherry (not verified) on March 9, 2007 - 3:06am.
Oh my goodness, this is so funny.
I remember a couple years ago I would get the dirtiest searches referred to my page. I wish I could remember them.
But now that part of my statcounter doesn't work anymore. Can't figure out why.
...And this is even weirder cuz the bot code on this is XEXSEX.
Your blog is dirrrty.
You know what else...
Submitted by Pete on March 9, 2007 - 10:36am.
You know what else is dirrrty? That your IP address is in Regina. Awesome.
OK, now I'm jealous!!!
Submitted by C. L. Hanson (not verified) on March 9, 2007 - 12:26pm.
I keep getting stuff like people in Turkey looking for sexy pictures from Germany, people from United Arab Emirates looking for sexy women in Turkey, and people in Nebraska looking for sexy women in Nebraska. (No joke, those are three of the queries I got today...)
But what do I have to write to get searches for "men wearing maxi pads"? LOL!!! that's hilarous!!!
Some list
Submitted by FFG (not verified) on March 10, 2007 - 12:47pm.
I guess now you really know what your audience likes. :)
I was thinking my audience
Submitted by loralee (not verified) on March 10, 2007 - 2:12pm.
I was thinking my audience was freaky by constantly searching for "Masturbating Looney Tunes Porn", but your list makes me feel better.
Fuck
Submitted by wry catcher (not verified) on March 11, 2007 - 7:40am.
I only get hits from "the importance of being earnest."
That's what I get for majoring in English.
Key words...
Submitted by Head (not verified) on November 25, 2008 - 11:06am.
I found your page by searching for "words that rhyme with freak"
lol
nice random site dude
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I do the same thing with my blog, only my collection of people's search terms has nothing on yours. Sigh... 'Flaming phallus'?! (she hangs head in defeat).