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My First Felony
Tuesday, March 6, 2007
I committed my first felony today. Well... the first one I'm going to tell the entire planet about. It felt great and I'm not sorry about it at all.
I packed a single 12oz bottle of This Old Man's Amber Ale in a box with styrofoam and shipped it UPS to a friend in Virginia.
Yes, my faithful Fiddleyonians (or as I've begun to call you lately, lunatics), importing or exporting any alcoholic beverage over Utah state lines is a crime. There is no license for exporting beer from Utah even available in the Beehive State. Even if there were, it's likely that no individual would have access to one.
But I had beer and my friend had none. I felt compelled, nay, obligated to share.
To think. I could technically lose my voting rights over this. I'm a dangerous, dangerous man. That's how I roll.
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Submitted by Sara Sue on March 6, 2007 - 6:45pm.
you'll be opening a brothel for sexually frustrated exmos!
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Felonies
Submitted by clint on March 6, 2007 - 7:42pm.
Did you burn a flag while you did it? That's the only way you are going to catch the attention of folks like Arn (Orrin) Htch*.
*Vowell left out on purpose since in Utonics, vowels are an option.
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The Rocket's Red Glare...
Submitted by Pete on March 7, 2007 - 9:55am.
Yes. And a pair of garments. I also crossed the double-white line into the carpool lane.
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Double Dog Dare Ya...
Submitted by Tiggerlane (not verified) on March 6, 2007 - 9:11pm.
It's also illegal to ship alcohol TO Arkansas.
I think if you really wanna call yourself a felon, you'd send ME a bottle!
Small-time crime doesn't pay!
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Arkansas, Arkansas, I Just Love Ol' Arkansas...
Submitted by Pete on March 7, 2007 - 12:33pm.
If I had a nickel for all the things I've done that are a felony in Arkansas...
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OOPS
Submitted by Loralee (not verified) on March 7, 2007 - 1:18am.
So the two six packs of Polygamy Porter I sent to my blogging friends in Minnesota made me a felon?
SWEET!
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In the Name of Love, One Beer in the Name of Love
Submitted by danny on March 7, 2007 - 2:09am.
Whomever this lucky southerner is to whom said beverage was awayed, one should naturally consume the evidence upon its arrival...at an agreeable sudsy beverage drinking temperature.
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A One That Is Not Cold...
Submitted by Pete on March 7, 2007 - 9:56am.
is hardly a one at all.
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Now to MY first Felony
Submitted by danny on March 7, 2007 - 2:14am.
It was a warm summer day...and I had just received a phone call...a familiar voice...Hey is this my journal or that Godforsaken Blog!?
ooh sorry....
So anyway, I opened the the door and put on a CD...and a raincoat....
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Careful...
Submitted by Pete on March 7, 2007 - 10:01am.
The next thing you know, the Bangor Gang Unit will be knocking your door down.
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I have beer to swap. some
Submitted by buckhntr (not verified) on March 7, 2007 - 9:13am.
I have beer to swap. some Vienna Lager is ready to bottle. But alas I have no cool label as I am graphicly challenged. Hoist one for me.
I hope the revenuers don't catch up to you too soon. Dear, could you get me Elliot Ness's number?
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Tell me more...
Submitted by Pete on March 7, 2007 - 10:02am.
I am afraid to lager. Tell me what I need to look out for.
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Tears
Submitted by Steve-O (not verified) on March 7, 2007 - 5:19pm.
Baby Jesus weeps for you.
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Jesus H...
Submitted by Pete on March 7, 2007 - 5:23pm.
He doesn't care about me. He's too busy backseat driving to notice.
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