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What Does The USGS Have To Say About All This?
Friday, March 2, 2007
There's a volcano on my nose. Not a pokey-outie kind like Mount Vesuvius or Mount St. Helens. No. Mine is like the one that lives underneath Yellowstone that threatens to devour the entire center of North America.
Yesterday, there was some seismic activity. Several fissures appeared in the crust of the earth near, but not exactly on the epicenter. These tremors make me look like I lost a hockey fight.
Except no one would ever believe that I was playing hockey. Unless you know Stephen Hawking or Paul Reubens, I am the least athletic person you know.
I've resorting to treating myself to some of Megan's Mary Kay Acne Blemish Super Remover Tween-girl Psuedo-medicine Crap. It doesn't really work instantly (if it works at all) so I need to come up with a good backstory, incase anyone asks, "What the fuck is up with the thing on your nose?". That is, if they aren't too frightened to talk to me.
The best thing I can think to tell people is that I accidentally scraped it on Donna's IUD.
Think they'll buy that? Any better ideas?
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Whatever
I'd be willing to bet that you're just over-reacting. It can't be that bad. And if it is, by all means, let me pick it! (I can't be the only zit picker here???)
Face Suck
I have been in the midst of face leprosy for far too damn long.
Seriously, a woman of 32 should NOT have to deal with this crap.
I had to resort to doing This because I needed a photo on my blog.
If you want to do the same, you may have some of my gum if you want. I'll even give you a new piece! It's Orbit Bubble Mint. MMMM...
oh no - no no no. get the
oh no - no no no. get the cream, not the ointment, of neosporin. rub it in, apply often. i'm so sorry. dude, that sucks.
Adult Zits
For me, getting a zit at our age is worse than when we were kids, so I say just go for broke. Pretend you went to the school carnival and had your face painted with your girls. Of course you will have to actually finish the "painting" that Mother Nature has so nicely bestowed upon you.
I have been reading your blog for a couple of weeks now. I was a Morman also. My great, great, great, great grandfather, Edward Hunter, was the first presiding bishop. Getting out of the church was very hard for me to do, but I've never regretted my decision. I'll share some stories with you sometime. Looking back on what went on in the temple; that was some pretty sick stuff I agreed to! What the Hell was I thinking? Oh yeah, I wasn't. Sorry about going on so long; it's just nice that Jill has run into a Jack.
yeah i can relate...
so this is my first ever post from the web browser on my cell phone. and most likely my last as this is a huge pain in the ass. wtf was my point? i forgot already. oh yeah. acne. sucks. i had to take accutane for it after my daughter was born. i still get whoppers and i am 30. its truly ricockulous...
come out, come out...
...where ever you are...
i'm new here and i need my Pete fix.
i have to wait forever to get on the computer. it's the kid first and step-monster last rule. i guess it's for the best though cuz my grandaughter has been here this weekend and will be up very early and i'm so zzzz...tired right now zzzzzzz....there's no place like home...zzzzz...there's no zzzzz... place like zzzzzzzzzz...
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I'm not sure this is going to end up in the right place - your comment window opened up funny.
IUD scraping is a helluva lot better than the excuse I thought of last time this happened to me:
http://tiggerlane.blogspot.com/search?q=spider+bite