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Off Your Ass, Fatty

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

I read the other day that adding just one twelve-ounce beer to your daily diet with no other changes to caloric intake or exercise will net an extra fifteen pounds of weight gain per year.

I guess I'm going to have to mix in some sit-ups now and then. Or maybe a squat thrust here and there.


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Get off...

Oh, I'd definitely opt for the squat thrust. That way you get your cardio workout too.

Beer anyone...?

They don't call it "beer gut" for nothing

Yeah you gotta watch that. I just cut out something from my diet if I know I'm not going to be exercising. Beer is much more important than a) food, 2) proper nutrition, or III) running 3 miles, but looking good trumps that all. I mean who wants to see a fat drunk?

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Well...

Well put

The less said on that matter, the better, I should think.

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i vote for

random squat thrusts spread throughout the day.

stand up to use the restroom. drop and do a squat thrust.

walk to car, drop and do a squat thrust. just one. doh! watch the keys!

in line at the grocery store, bank or at the 7-11...yep, you guessed it. squat thrust. two if you're feeling really lucky.

Lucky?

Are you coming on to me?

1234 Buuurp

Squat thrusts give me more room in line at the bank or gorcery store. They are also great for foiling a spy that follows you every where.

I like to sing a little song or something like "come on feel the noise...fvvvrt...girls rock your boys".

Squat thrusts cause oxytocin release in women as does stretching, hugging assholes, talking to girlfriends on the phone, eating chocolates and of course orgasms.

I have squat thrusted my way into more than one woman's heart. Heavy on the thrusts.

And believe me you can squat thrust your way right out of any tense room or situation, even backwards! (it helps if you "doopie doooo ayep doot doo doo" a little while you get 'em done).

Camping...

If you went camping with a friend... and you woke up with KY Jelly all over your ass and your pajamas around your ankles... would you tell anybody?

Wanna go camping?

Camping

Are you kidding..? I would never admit to wearing pj's while camping.

I learned that you can

I learned that you can exchange one service of fruit for one serving of alcohol - I have no problem getting my fruit servings in anymore. :)

Fruity...

In that case, I might be eating too much fruit.

Sounds like Mormon

Sounds like Mormon propaganda to me. Did you read that in some General Conference literature?

Propoganda...

There's clearly no pressure on Mormons to keep the weight off...

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