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Whistling In The Dark

Friday, May 4, 2007

Have you ever stumbled into the bathroom in the dark at 4:23 AM and peed onto the closed toilet seat?

Yeah... me too.

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I've done that, and I'm a

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on May 4, 2007 - 3:02pm.

I've done that, and I'm a girl.

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Whistling Dick-See

Submitted by Liz (not verified) on May 4, 2007 - 3:13pm.

That's funny. No I haven't, but about three years ago I put peanut butter on the seat hoping my grown son, who was staying with me at the time, would need to "sit" during the night.

Snort, snicker,...He did.

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Mean...

Submitted by Pete on May 4, 2007 - 4:12pm.

That's just plain mean. I'll have to remember it. I hear plastic wrap across the bowl can be very effective too.

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Yep...

Submitted by Liz (not verified) on May 6, 2007 - 1:38am.

Yep, did that too. It's just a girls way of getting back at guys cuz it's so easy for you to pee.

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No.

Submitted by Loralee on May 4, 2007 - 3:18pm.

However, I HAVE stumbled into a dark bathroom at 4:23 AM and fallen completely in the toilet because my husband was in there at 2:23 AM and didn't put the seat down.

:)

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You...

Submitted by Pete on May 4, 2007 - 4:12pm.

Don't try to pin this on the hubby. You're an adult, you can be as responsible for checking the seat before you pee as you expect him to be after he pees. Hell, at least he lifted it to pee in the first place.

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Usually, I do. I'm not a

Submitted by Loralee on May 6, 2007 - 6:20pm.

Usually, I do. I'm not a toilet seat Nazi like some people.

It's one of those totally dark, unexpected, 4 am things like peeing on a closed toilet seat.

Just happens from time to time.

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