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Whistling In The Dark

Friday, May 4, 2007

Have you ever stumbled into the bathroom in the dark at 4:23 AM and peed onto the closed toilet seat?

Yeah... me too.


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I've done that, and I'm a

I've done that, and I'm a girl.

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That's funny. No I haven't, but about three years ago I put peanut butter on the seat hoping my grown son, who was staying with me at the time, would need to "sit" during the night.

Snort, snicker,...He did.

Mean...

That's just plain mean. I'll have to remember it. I hear plastic wrap across the bowl can be very effective too.

Yep...

Yep, did that too. It's just a girls way of getting back at guys cuz it's so easy for you to pee.

No.

However, I HAVE stumbled into a dark bathroom at 4:23 AM and fallen completely in the toilet because my husband was in there at 2:23 AM and didn't put the seat down.

:)

You...

Don't try to pin this on the hubby. You're an adult, you can be as responsible for checking the seat before you pee as you expect him to be after he pees. Hell, at least he lifted it to pee in the first place.

Usually, I do. I'm not a

Usually, I do. I'm not a toilet seat Nazi like some people.

It's one of those totally dark, unexpected, 4 am things like peeing on a closed toilet seat.

Just happens from time to time.


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