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Write Me A Letter

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Eleven year-old Cindy makes one hell of a sandwich. It's her own personal concoction. Wheat bread, turkey, pickles, an ample helping of cheese, mustard, sliced pepperoncini peppers, some more mustard, a little more cheese, then some more mustard. Oh, and a tomato slice... and some mustard.

It's a pretty damn tasty sandwich.

Last night, knowing I would be leaving a little early for work today, I asked her if she would make one of her special sandwiches for me to pack in my lunch. She bounded off like a monkey on a spring. Not too long later, she was back.

"The sandwich is in a baggie in the fridge and the rest of your lunch is in a brown paper sack on the counter. Don't forget to take it with you."

After what could only be described as a hectic morning, the kind that really gets you really in the mood for a tasty meal, I got the paper bag from the fridge in the break room. Wait. Indulge me on a brief tangent... you know that smell you get when you leave a Band-Aid on for a couple of days and it gets all moist and ripe? The fridge in the break room smells like that. A bad compressor, I think. Not cold enough.

Anyway... lunch. I laid the contents of the sack on my desk to take stock of the feast Cindy had purveyed. Everything on parallel lines on a folded napkin, of course, because I'm OCD like that. Special sandwich, bag of potato chips, stalk of string cheese and a Fiber One bar.

Hiding at the bottom of the sack was a note. It was adorned with a heart surrounding the word "Daddy".

A complete meal, indeed.
A complete meal, indeed.

Dear Daddy...
I know I am takeing a risk Because I packed you a farty1 Bar and you might get fird Beacuse you fart so much I hope you have a great Lunch and enjoy your Sandwich I Love you
Love
Cindy Dunn

It looks like my work as a parent is going according to plan.


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So, when does Cindy get her own blog? I've a feeling it might be almost as interesting as yours.

You have no idea...

You should see the Teen Girl Squad episode she wrote, illustrated and performed at the school talent show. Voices and everything.

"I'm lactose intollerant!"
"I wouldn't care even if I knew what that meant."

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