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Dear Asshole

Thursday, July 5, 2007

Dear Asshole,

This is why I'm the asshole who calls the cops when you use illegal fireworks in my neighborhood.

Lights and sirens.
Lights and sirens.

Next year, don't you be the asshole who sets the field behind my house on fire. Instead, just give me the $500 you spent in Evanston and I'll buy new tires. Also, stop letting your dog shit on my lawn.

Yours in Jesus,
Pete

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Hmmmm

Submitted by lostinutah (not verified) on July 5, 2007 - 5:41pm.

Do you live in Herriman, Pete, that photo gives a lot away.

Stupid illegal fireworks b-tards.

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Photo...

Submitted by Pete on July 5, 2007 - 5:56pm.

That photo gives away nothing... obviously :)

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i like illegal fireworks!

Submitted by jess (not verified) on July 5, 2007 - 10:46pm.

but obviously, they have a time and a place..and after the weather we've had lately...it's neither the time nor the place here in Utah right now.

curious question: do you watch Big Love on HBO??

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I did...

Submitted by Pete on July 6, 2007 - 9:33am.

I watched all last season and the first episode this year. Then we canceled HBO because Soprano's ended.

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i was gonna cancel, too...

Submitted by jess (not verified) on July 9, 2007 - 10:25pm.

but i was convinced not to after i watched the first episode. i love it.

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Sincerely,

Submitted by Shelley (not verified) on July 6, 2007 - 6:32am.

The "Yours in Jesus," almost made me spew my satanic, caffeine-laden iced tea all over my monitor. Good job.

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Iced Tea

Submitted by Pete on July 6, 2007 - 9:34am.

Iced Tea isn't a hot drink. You're fine.

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Fire-Offender

Submitted by Tiggerlane (not verified) on July 6, 2007 - 9:38am.

Well, I'm glad we live in an area that has experienced WEEKS of rain. May not allow me to start building our new home, but we shot off more fireworks than the local shows - and it was LEGAL.

Don't check my blog, or you'll call the cops on me, for having too much fun.

P.S. My word verification was NOXPIG - LOL!

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I loved...

Submitted by Pete on July 6, 2007 - 1:09pm.

I loved your pics from the early 90's. Classic.

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In Jesus Name...

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on July 12, 2007 - 12:55pm.

Amen.

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