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If I Can Make It There

Monday, October 15, 2007

There are about eleventy-two copies of this email in my outbox.

Please consider me for your [fill in name of exciting-sounding job here] position. I believe I would an excellent fit for this position. I am looking for a position that pays [an amount adjusted for ridiculous Utah v. Manhattan cost-of-living inflation] per year plus medical and retirement benefits.

Attached is a cover letter and resume. I am available for an in-person interview in your New York City offices on either Monday, October 22 or Tuesday, October 23.

--Pete Dunn


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