The Only Joke I Can Ever Remember
Thursday, November 29, 2007
It's a well known fact that there are four distinct kinds of female orgasm.
There's the Positive Orgasm, "Oh, yes. Oh, Yes! Oh, YES!"
The Negative Orgasm, "Oh, no. Oh, No! Oh, NO!"
There's also the Religious Orgasm, "Oh, God. Oh, God!, Oh, GOD!"
And lastly, there's the Fake Orgasm,"Oh, Pete. Oh, Pete!, Oh PETE!"
Feel free to share this at your next singles' ward linger-longer. Just please don't forget to change the name in the punchline to the name of the person you're telling the joke to.
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Talkr | 1610 readsI didn't know that Saints
I didn't know that Saints were allowed to have premarital sex.
Such a sin.
i just have to say EWWWW to
i just have to say EWWWW to your carnage photo!
Hm
Pete, was this the amazing post we were waiting for??
Just checkin'.....
addendum:
The substitute orgasm: "oh,(insert movie star of choice here), repeat.
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Hello Everyone



BWAH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Breath.
BWAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!