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The Only Joke I Can Ever Remember

Thursday, November 29, 2007

It's a well known fact that there are four distinct kinds of female orgasm.

There's the Positive Orgasm, "Oh, yes. Oh, Yes! Oh, YES!"
The Negative Orgasm, "Oh, no. Oh, No! Oh, NO!"
There's also the Religious Orgasm, "Oh, God. Oh, God!, Oh, GOD!"
And lastly, there's the Fake Orgasm,"Oh, Pete. Oh, Pete!, Oh PETE!"

Feel free to share this at your next singles' ward linger-longer. Just please don't forget to change the name in the punchline to the name of the person you're telling the joke to.


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BWAH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

Breath.

BWAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!

I didn't know that Saints

I didn't know that Saints were allowed to have premarital sex.

Such a sin.

brilliant!

brilliant!

i just have to say EWWWW to

i just have to say EWWWW to your carnage photo!

Hm

Pete, was this the amazing post we were waiting for??

Just checkin'.....

No

It's not like I've got some masterpiece in the wings or anything. But I've had so much work lately that even writing seems like work. Once I get to writing a proper post I'll be fine though. I just need to find some motivation.

addendum:

The substitute orgasm: "oh,(insert movie star of choice here), repeat.


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