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The Only Joke I Can Ever Remember

Thursday, November 29, 2007

It's a well known fact that there are four distinct kinds of female orgasm.

There's the Positive Orgasm, "Oh, yes. Oh, Yes! Oh, YES!"
The Negative Orgasm, "Oh, no. Oh, No! Oh, NO!"
There's also the Religious Orgasm, "Oh, God. Oh, God!, Oh, GOD!"
And lastly, there's the Fake Orgasm,"Oh, Pete. Oh, Pete!, Oh PETE!"

Feel free to share this at your next singles' ward linger-longer. Just please don't forget to change the name in the punchline to the name of the person you're telling the joke to.

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BWAH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

Submitted by Loralee on November 29, 2007 - 1:31am.

Breath.

BWAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!

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I didn't know that Saints

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on November 29, 2007 - 9:55pm.

I didn't know that Saints were allowed to have premarital sex.

Such a sin.

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brilliant!

Submitted by kris (not verified) on November 30, 2007 - 9:16pm.

brilliant!

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i just have to say EWWWW to

Submitted by alexis (not verified) on December 1, 2007 - 12:46am.

i just have to say EWWWW to your carnage photo!

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Hm

Submitted by lostinutah (not verified) on December 1, 2007 - 7:49pm.

Pete, was this the amazing post we were waiting for??

Just checkin'.....

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No

Submitted by Pete on December 2, 2007 - 1:02pm.

It's not like I've got some masterpiece in the wings or anything. But I've had so much work lately that even writing seems like work. Once I get to writing a proper post I'll be fine though. I just need to find some motivation.

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addendum:

Submitted by witchypoo (not verified) on December 3, 2007 - 11:44am.

The substitute orgasm: "oh,(insert movie star of choice here), repeat.

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