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Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Yesterday was the day Megan was supposed to get her phone back. But just as she was turning in her orange jumpsuit and signing her parole papers, new evidence in her case came in by way of her little sister.
"Dad, Megan gave her friends my phone number and told them to text ME to get ahold of her."
Now, we don't normally encourage snitching but Megan had not just broken the rules. She had violated her sister's privacy and made her an unwitting accomplice in the caper. So Cindy turned state's evidence in exchange for immunity.
And Megan, less than twenty-four hours from the end of her sentence, now has to repeat her time-served.
For her troubles, Cindy is now having her name smeared as a snitch by Megan to all of friends. But I fixed that when I told Megan's science project partner about the time she had to poop in a bag in the back seat of an RV during a tornado in Iowa. That should be sufficiently embarrassing to set her straight. At least for a couple days.
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Submitted by Pete on February 27, 2008 - 2:35pm.
It's funny when you lose it like that and spout all that parent crap. YOU feel bad and they think YOU'RE the idiot. It's impossible to think rationally in those situations sometimes.
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Sheesh - mine is in the 8th grade, 14, and brought home the WORST mid-term report EVER. If the kid was a retard, it would be acceptable...but nooooo...
Raising kids is tough - and yeah, I lost my cool and gave her the lecture of a lifetime, including the whole "hope you enjoy burger flipping at McDonald's" speech. Which made ME feel worse.
Hope our situations improve!