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What A Crappy Email
Friday, February 8, 2008
This email from the new receptionist was just so filled with awesomitude that I couldn't not post it.
-Hey everyone-
I’m doing a little project and I need everyone’s updated information (new addresses, phone numbers, birthdays, excreta) So, if you have moved or got a new e-mail please send them to me. Oh and if could write one or two paragraphs about yourself that you think is pretty cool or just interesting about you that no one knows about you, or you can say anything about how long you’ve worked here or that you have 12 kids and living out of a shoe, whatever you want. Please e-mail me back, as soon as you can. Thanks
What kind of a project could she be doing where she needs my excreta? Maybe it's for some kind of new age astrological reading.
Too bad I don't believe in that kind of shit.
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TalkrMmmmmmm if you could just
Submitted by Brandy (not verified) on February 8, 2008 - 3:40pm.
Mmmmmmm if you could just leave the excreta on her monitor next to her Grammar & Spell check that would be so great and don't make fun of my shoe house or I will throw et cetera on you're 14 childern. Thanks you.
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Just keep doing an excrement job!
Submitted by Erin (not verified) on February 8, 2008 - 8:25pm.
I think you should deliver a stool sample with your couple of paragraphs about your 14 kids living in a shoe!!!
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Ya know!
Submitted by clint on February 12, 2008 - 9:50am.
I can imagine what your new receptionist sounds like in person:
"It would be so awesome if you could do that cause we really want to get to know you better and it would be so cool and you know just so nice that everyone could do it and you know, Gosh it would be neat!"
Something like that anyway.
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{6 weeks 6 days ago}
Hello Everyone
Funny.....
Pete, That is so damn funny. I am sure that her project bring you back to high school to the day where to girls would write your all cutesy notes with flowers and heart all over them telling you how much the LOVE... you. You know that notes I am taking about. That ones that you look at and what to just throw up. Good luck with your new receptionist. lol