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Everything I Needed To Know I Learned In Primary
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Being brought up Mormon left me naive about important things like the difference between an americano and a latte. Or proper beer bong technique. But my upbringing on the fringes of American religion did teach me some valuable lessons.
For example; if the charismatic, bearded leader of your congregation on an isolated ranch in {fill in the name of a western state here} claims that he is the resurrected Jesus. Or even if he claims to get text messages from Jesus. There's a good chance he's trying to have sex with your under-age daughter.
But don't take my word for it. It happens all the time. Seriously. All the time. So much.
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Submitted by Pete on May 8, 2008 - 11:57am.
It's probably been much harder for her, honestly. Not because of Mormonism but because of the regular reasons it's hard to be married to anyone.
The get married because you're horny and 19 or break up and be single dilemma certainly is a familiar and interesting one though.
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While I appreciate your
Submitted by Donna on May 8, 2008 - 11:44am.
While I appreciate your opinion. You made me sound like I am dirt under Pete's feet. This i am not!
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I rock at beer pong probably
Submitted by The Benevolent Dictator (not verified) on May 8, 2008 - 4:59pm.
I rock at beer pong probably because I was brought up Catholic.
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