This is hysterical. I came from a family wiht a large medical background, so that at two years old we were already using anatomically correct words for everything on our bodies. As a result, I'm always interested in finding out what words parents use to "hide reality". A lady I once worked with taught her girls to call it their "goose." It was hysterical...their one little girl had a slight speech impediment and it was too cute to hear the stories!