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The Truth About This Keyboard
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
I swear to God, I took this keyboard out of the plastic one month ago. In that month the person who sits at it has smoked three million six hundred twenty nine thousand two hundred and twelve cigarettes. By my estimation, he has washed his hands exactly twice. I shudder to think what his lungs look like. Ew, and what about his kitchen?
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i'm an ass
Submitted by jantzie (not verified) on June 10, 2008 - 9:33pm.
UGH, I am an ass... and apparently a skimmer, you just said that. :P
So I guess I should have literally typed, "YES, EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAID."
barf
Submitted by zeghsy (not verified) on June 11, 2008 - 11:20am.
that is disgusting. does this person interact with anyone else? do the other people get to wear hazmat suits? *shudder*
Ew!
Submitted by mattman on June 11, 2008 - 2:01pm.
That's just fuckin nasty!
And people wonder why I have a "smokers need not apply" dating policy.
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What about his kitchen?! What about his LUNGS. Poor guy.