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I took this shot with the D40 a couple weeks ago in the waiting room at my doctor's office. Every time I see one of these toys at a health care provider, I'm struck by the irony of those wooden beads passing disease from one tiny little hand to another.

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Once again, the iPhone is flying the missing-man formation while the D40 is away.

We planted this part of the garden by throwing handsful of seeds from packets into the dirt. Just add water. We weren't sure if this was a weed or a flower until these yellow blooms popped out a couple days ago. We think it's some kind of snapdragon. Or maybe a real dragon.

Time will tell.

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I've resigned myself to never seeing my Nikon D40 again. So today's photo is taken with my iPhone. Notice the stylin' new Your Mom Is A Nice Piece Of Lettuce shirt?

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The pool has been open but it hasn't gotten a lot of use because of the cool temperatures. Attention, Mother Nature: IT IS JUNE. PLEASE ACT MORE APPROPRIATELY.

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I swear to God, I took this keyboard out of the plastic one month ago. In that month the person who sits at it has smoked three million six hundred twenty nine thousand two hundred and twelve cigarettes. By my estimation, he has washed his hands exactly twice. I shudder to think what his lungs look like. Ew, and what about his kitchen?

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The onions are going to seed in Donna's square foot garden box. To her surprise these are green onions and not the white ones she thought she planted.

I'm not sure what going to seed actually means but I think it has something to do with the birds and the bees talk my parents never had with me.

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Oh, the highest leaper in the troupe? That would be my kid.

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Whenever it rains, most of the water from the roof makes its way through this drain. It makes an almost unnaturally loud sound and leaks like a Mexican submarine.

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We found a way to cure the Chlorine Deficiency Syndrome we acquired during The Eternal Winter. Now if it will just stop raining.

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Son-of-Hyphen tried to act like he didn't notice me taking pictures of him. He was obviously posing though. I mean, could you look this adorable without some level of effort? I think not.