Your Mom Is A Nice Piece Of Lettuce Women's T-Shirt

She also has a nice head of lettuce

Remember how funny it was when my daughter sent me this text message? Think how funny it will be when everyone you know is saying, "your mom is a" after everything you say too.

And, I've seen your mom. It's true. She IS a nice piece of lettuce.

Other styles available at the Nice Piece Of Lettuce Cafepress Shop

$15.99

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Primary Yellow WTF T-shirt

A perfect way to show your love for the middle-child of primary colors, yellow.

Throwback old school with this classic, Valiant-A yellow, WTF T-shirt. It goes great with slacks or jeans whether homebrewing or chasing off the home teachers.

Colors: yellow
Sizes: Sm, Med, Lg, XL, XXL

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$16.99

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Fuck Provo T-shirt

Who doesn't love a shirt that says fuck?

Seriously. Fuck Provo. This stylish garment says it all. Unlike the other kind of garments, these are available in a number of delightsome colors. Plus, they say fuck.

Colors: black, cardinal, military green, navy
Sizes: Sm, Med, Lg, XL, 2XL, 3XL

$21.99

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Ladies WTF T-shirt

Perfect for ward picnics, BYU games and family reunions.

If you've got a nice rack and want to make a statement, this shirt is for you. A tight pink tee is the perfect way to wear the WTF Shield.

Colors: pink, mint, yellow
Sizes: Sm, Med, Lg, XL

Be sure to order yours one size too small.

$18.99

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Fuck Provo Jr. Raglan

Classy and ladylike all at the same time. Get one for all the Laurels in your ward.

Ever wonder why it only takes 30 minutes to drive to BYU but it takes 45 to get back? It's because Provo sucks. If you absolutely have to visit our neighbors to the south, be sure to let them know how you feel about it.

Colors: pink, baby blue, black
Sizes: Sm, Med, Lg, XL

$19.99

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This Old Man's Old Lady's Shirt

I'll take some of that.

What classy lady doesn't beer on her chest and a dirty old man on her back?

Tell him you love homemade beer and win that wet t-shirt contest at the same time.

$17.99

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This Old Man's T-Shirt

Good lookin' shirt, mister.

This lovely number perfectly compliments a pair of ratty jeans or oil-soaked coveralls.

It's also the perfect shirt for watching NASCAR or wrestling... or really, anytime you feel like drinking beer.

$17.99

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Garage Frog Homebrew Apron

A symbol of my powers and priesthoods.

Keep the wort off your shirt.

A good apron is a must when brewing your own beer. This is just the thing for those messy meads and hefty heffeweisens.

For optimum pleasure, apron should be worn on Sunday afternoons.

$18.99

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Garage Frog Beer Stein

The missionaries are sure to know what you're drinking.

If you're not drinking your beer out of this stein then you just plain suck. Get yours today and drink more beer.

This stein is the perfect way to tell the Home Teachers, "No, I didn't catch this month's Ensign message about the Word of Wisdom."

$17.99

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