Fiddley Gomme - Misc

Welcome The Newest Member Of The Family

Pete — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 00:42:21 -0400

She's only a few days old but I'm already quite fond of her. She
doesn't have a name yet but she certainly is white and delightsome.

Ah, that new keyboard smell.

Since You Asked

Pete — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 00:37:22 -0400

I know some of you are curious how things have been. Here's a quick update.

How Do I Even Begin?

Pete — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 15:12:56 -0400

I have so much to talk about and so little that I can. For strictly selfish and therapeutic reasons I'd love to write a pages-long diatribe. An essay of epic proportions. A manifesto for the ages.

Instead, for being-polite-and-not-burning-any-bridges reasons I'll just say this.

In Which It Becomes Obvious Why My Daily Photo Hasn't Been Updated

Pete — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 00:57:06 -0400

Did you know that some people still fill out paperwork on, get this, paper?

Today, after finally getting a real, live person on the telephone at my insurance company, I was told they would fax me some forms to fill out and that I could mail them back for my claim to be processed. Umm. Fax? Mail? To give you information I already gave you? For a claim I already filed? More than a week ago?

One Bad Apple Can't Even Come Close To Spoiling The Bunch

Pete — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 00:49:23 -0400

Internet? Will you be my new bestest friend?

After Friday's post, I expected a whole duffel bag of venomous email and comments telling me that Mormon Jesus was saving a special place in the Telestial Kingdom next to Hitler. But you know what? I didn't get a single one of those.

This Is Why They Invented Xanax

Pete — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:20:51 -0400

Some of you will be angry at me for what I'm about to tell you. If this makes you angry, let me know so I can come take a crap in your family room and see how you react. If that's no big deal to you, I can come back once or twice a week for six or seven years and leave a present for you in the corner of your kid's room and another under your bed.

I Can Feel The Love From Here

Pete — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 01:08:18 -0400

There's nothing new to report about the missing camera. I guess all there is to do now is hold out hope that someday, someone will see my camera walking down the street in the custody of a deranged self-proclaimed prophet and his crazy wife.

Now The Law Is In The Picture

Pete — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 00:03:15 -0400

You know what I did? I went and called the flippin' cops, that's what. Well, before I called THE cops I called A cop. My cop. Officer Johnson. Which is, coincidentally a pretty good nickname for your penis, if you have a penis and you haven't given it a nickname yet, that is.

Just Give It Back And I Promise I Won't Call INS

Pete — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 23:49:54 -0400

Damn, but I was gonna take the sweetest shot of the flag on the front porch with the dusk moon in the sky behind it last night. Into the house I went to grab the camera bag from the sofa table. Not on the sofa table. Up to the bedroom to get the camera bag from the bedside table. I mean, out to the car where I left my camera bag. Err... what? It's not in the car?

Make It So

Pete — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 18:33:30 -0400

It has recently come to my attention that some visitors to this site might have reason to question my gender. Maybe it's the pink mastheads. Or all the ads for purses and swimsuits. It got me thinking.