Home Periods. They, and you, are not totally wrong: An average menstrual cycle is 28 days long; but as few as 21 days and as many as 35 is also totally normal. To keep track of yours: Day one is the first day of your period, and last is the day before your next period arrives. Here are unusual menstrual cycle symptoms to watch for. Premenstrual syndrome PMS is a group of symptoms that occur a week or two before your period and subside once you actually start bleeding.
BoxFarmington, NH That's about it! I have been a loyal user of your Always Maxi Pads for over 20 years Menstruation humor I appreciate many of their features. They have round and original and smooth and smooth maxi and it just goes on and on and I don't know which one to get! To save space, they would unpack the tampons from their boxes Menstruation humor scatter them throughout the suitcases along with their clothes. I fell asleep around midnight, pretty early for myself. You don't smoke - give them to me. This comment is not said in polite circles, and should only really be said in the company of very close friends.
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Follow or like us to get great jokes and comedy content each day! Starfire This Is amazing. Amanda Panda 2 years ago Or stand up, after sitting down for a period of time Rajani Sarasan 2 years ago Lol so cute. Type D's are often a very positive influence for pragmatic decision-making and rational, objective behavior. This selection of comics was literally the first thing I saw and felt so rewarded! Matt Newton Report. I started in the middle of trying on some cute clothes at Cato and i was having so much fun, then that little bitch showed up and I cried all the Menstruayion home to die. To make that time of the month a bit more Chaka tits, Bored Panda collected some of the best period comics. What would happen if suddenly, magically, men could menstruate and women could not? Anna Axmal 2 years ago I have Menstruation humor correct that the eggs are there from the beginning, it's just the lining our dear uterus slaves Menstruation humor the entire month. A luxury tax Click here for Menwtruation information. A crustacean menstruation station.
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Copyright Stephanie Piro. Copyright Stephanie Piro No one under the age of 60 may read this joke from Finland , which, I suspect, is actually from an American woman "studying" there; I have my informants. So warned, I wash my hands of any responsibility for stuttering outrage and stuff: What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing; they were both stuck-up cunts. You're under 60 and you read it anyway, didn't you?
Your MUM is disappointed in you. You must listen to her. Because my "special" spy engine has your name and address; it knows who's 60 and older. Tomorrow you will find your name in your hometown newspaper in a conservative supplement published for this very purpose - on the front page. No, no, just kidding! Hey, I got carried away! It's in the afternoon and I haven't had lunch yet! The previous paragraph is a complete lie! No, please, don't impeach me!!
Moving right along: For non-Americans: stuck-up means arrogant , but also inserted. Cunt is vulgar speech for a woman's genitals , but also is a derogatory word for a woman. You can call men pricks if you don't like them, sometimes to their faces. A prick is vulgar language for a penis , so there is a symmetry in the insults - but why use genitals? Another mystery of life. I've been a cartoonist for about 20 years. It was tough to break in when I was starting out as it was a largely male field , but my work began to appear in underground and alternative publications.
I began printing my cartoons onto T-shirts, and taking them to craft shows. Women loved them. And as my work became recognized in the textile industry, oddly enough, it also began to be published in places like Glamour [magazine] and licensed to card and calendar companies. I also have two books in print, Men! I signed a syndication contract with Chronicle Features in and am now syndicated with Universal Press Syndicate.
My daily panel, Fair Game , appears in newspapers around the country, and can be seen daily on the Universal Web site : www. Box , Farmington, NH That's about it! I can't wait to see my things become part of the Museum of Menstruation! Sincerely, Stephanie Piro.
Get our top 10 stories in your inbox:. We need to grow up and understand that menstruation is not a joke. Error occurred when generating embed. What do Taco Bell and your period have in common? A bloody waste of Fucking time. Matt Newton Report. All stressed out about how I'm not going to finish all the work by the end of the week and than IT happens!
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Starfire This Is amazing. Starfire More like terrib! Russ: I am so into hung dudes. Did he invent the buttwalk or rather the original moonwalk? That man-invented holy fantasy book to which you refer has some hilarious passages.
Riding one's ass to town must hurt like heck unless you've got buns o'steel. I'd rather walk upright than scoot along on my ass. Click here for more information. Jokes about menstruation are not funny. I tried to sell AMC a movie about menstruation. They said they weren't interested in doing another period piece. Globally, the lack of awareness for women's reproductive health is a major problem. We need to grow up and understand that menstruation is not a joke.
This joke may contain profanity. The official list of emojis for has been updated to include a drop of blood, which is meant to symbolize menstruation. Although, if tech companies really wanted to accurately portray the suffering caused by periods What does menstruation mean? A bloody waste of Fucking time.
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Send in your jokes, cartoons, etc. Read over replies to Would you stop menstruating if you could? Email the museum Privacy on this site Who runs this museum??
Amazing women! What did women do about menstruation in the past? Today my vagina has transformed herself to an inverted Vesuvius. Tourists beware.
The space between my thighs is a theater. Someone is staging Sweeny Todd there right now. To an intimate partner: I'd love to, baby, but the field's been shut down due to inclimate weather. If I have to clean up this much blood again, somebody better be decapitated.
When I was in 5th grade and my sister in fourth, my Mother thought it would be a good idea to kill two birds with one stone and speak to both of us about the the curse that we should come to expect. She didn't want to scare us as her mother did her and her sisters, so, she tried to spin it by adding that our breasts would blossom at the same time.
My little sister was silent and listened while I asked all the questions I could think of. After my Mother answered every question I had, my sister examined my mother and me for a moment and said When I was a kid, in the 's, I liked to look at my mother's magazines, like Good Housekeeping.
One day I saw a Kotex ad showing a well-dressed, elegant woman in a hat and gloves, with the words, "Proportioned? But why? I had no idea what the ad was about.
The text under the photo said something about "napkins" being "for your protection. Back when it happened, I was humiliated and wouldn't have even thought about sharing it with even my best friend. But now, two years later it cracks me up when I think back at it. Anyway, I was 13 and in 8th grade. I felt exhausted that friday night after the long week at school, and back then I only used pads.
I leaked all over the back of my silk pj pants, and I'd just walked out into the kitchen and broadcasted it without knowing! I felt so awkward, that even after I changed my pants and my pad, I didn't want to go back out there!
Of course, it didn't just stop there. I fell asleep around midnight, pretty early for myself. I was in the greatest sleep of my life, when I woke up around 4 AM, just randomly, and my butt felt soaked I already knew what had happened, but I got up and saw the evidence on my sweatpants anyway.
Of course it wasn't just the sweats Only this wasn't with a horse head! I knew I couldn't just leave it. I felt gross sleeping in my own blood, so I decided to attempt to get the stain out, since I was not about to wake up my parents at that hour. At first, I just tried cold water with no success, then I tried adding hand soap.
Stupid idea The only change was that now, my room smelled like vanilla and shea butter. Me with my stupid thirteen year old logic tried using dish soap Only one error: I lay down, right on the wet spot, totally forgetting it's wet, so I roll over and sleep on the other side on the bed, which felt weird considering I'd never slept on that side before. The sweats? Forget them. I was exhausted, mentally and physically, after trying to fix my murder scene for an hour and a half.
So yup, you guessed it I slept in my underwear. Luckily, when I woke up later at a decent hour, I hadn't leaked again I hate my period lol! I don't know what made me go looking for Majorie May's 12th Birthday. I guess the older I get the more I want to remember from my youth.
I was born in but this book was the one my mother gave me when I turned Even then I knew it had to be fairly out of date. No one had taught her anything so she was afraid to try and explain things to us. Didn't help that as the youngest of three girls I started my periods 3 years younger than my sisters.
The story about the girl thinking the pad was a bandaid reminded my why I still have some kicking around the house. I have had a number of surgeries in recent years and the last one left me with repeated infections in the incisions.
The thick, super plus pads made great covers for the drainiage. I could never get enough gauze on to absorb the drainiage so I decided to try pads. I told the doctor during one of my visits and he thought it was a great idea. We had a stray cat as a pet a number of years ago. We were living in a small town house at the time. I heard the cupboard door, in the bathroom, open and close but I didn't think much about it.
I heard her playing around in the upstairs hall. It was about 5 minutes later she came down the stairs chasings a tampon. I took it away from her but it did make for a funny story at work. After reading the many delightful anecdotes and informative articles in the MUM, I got inspired to contribute a bit of humor of my own.
I have been a fan of your site for several years now and find research on the topic of menstruation and social images absolutely fascinating.
I would like to contribute a joke that was sent to me, and with the current economic times I find this hilarious and yet, perhaps, useful. Somewhat embarrassing to admit, Christmas is tight this year. I will be making bedroom slippers for you all as gifts. You'll most likely agree that it's a splendid idea, and should you wish to do the same, I've included the instructions below. Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers this is most aesthetically appealing , etc.
Regular, 2. Light and 3. Get out the Sand Bags. I've attached a photo of the first pair I made so that you can see the nifty slippers for yourself Awaiting your response.
It's crucial that I get the right size for each one of you. The funniest commercial I ever saw was a few years ago and on American TV. It portrayed a mother folding laundry and taking it up stairs to put away. Meanwhile her little boy and his fried are in the little boy's room getting money out of his piggy bank. Mom passes the door on her way to deposit clothes or towels and she over hears the boys talking and stops to listen:.
Little Boy: 'Cause if you have OB Tampons you can go swimming and ride horses and play tennis and go to the beach! I swear I saw this ad on TV and I have never been able to find it in any search of the internet.
Have you seen this ad? I think it is just the thing that would make advertising these products tolerable for everyone but I guess some are too sensitive. A great thanks for your website - I've been reading it all day and I love it! I thought I'd contribute a few stories of my own. When I was a little girl, we had some family visiting and I was out playing with my cousins.
I fell and scraped my knee, and so I came inside the kitchen where my mother was entertaining company to ask where the Band-Aids were. She replied that they were under her sink, and I went off to find one. I found a nice large one, but I couldn't figure out why the sticky side and the bandage were on opposite sides. How was I supposed to make it stay? I went into the living room to ask Mom, struggling as I walked to make the bandage stay which was obviously a pad, although I was blissfully unaware.
My mother turned a bright red and rushed me out of the room to help me find a REAL Band-Aid while everyone else in the room laughed hysterically. But the second is the best, albeit the strangest. My mother and I were in her bedroom watching TV together when we realized we were hearing odd noises coming from my little brother's room he was about 4 or 5 at the time, I believe , which was just next door, and is connected to their bathroom.
We both went into his bedroom to make sure all was well, and when we got there, we saw him hiding under the covers, only his wide panicked eyes visible. Mom tugged the edge of the covers off and there, between his sheets, were handfuls of tampons, probably a couple of boxes worth.
We never figured out just what it was he was planning to do with them - it looked like he was hoarding them! Translation: Rio de Janeiro city 's traffic on those days - Detran installs pads to contain flow on Red Line.